Books our Cats: Duke, Einstein, and Merry Jayne would write if they felt inclined to contribute to the household income!

Books that would be written by our cats:
 
Train Your Human! Give them the "Talk To The Butt!".
By: Duke, Einstein, and Merry Jayne.
 
Review: I used these secret methods, and it were as if I were human, extending my middle finger for the whole world to see!
Signed ---An Anonymous House Cat---
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Come back often to see the current book title and ideas, as they are presented by our feline friends.

It's A Beautiful Day To Live At The Beach

Today has been a wonderful morning. I woke up, gave Dave a kiss, and decided to make coffee and waffles to enjoy sitting outside on the screened porch.
 I love living in my idea of paradise. I have traveled the world, but IMHO, I live in the most beautiful place in our wonderful, free country. I love the fact that I have the right to choose at what time to wake up, and go to sleep each day. I love the local community, that in times of crisis or need; is always willing to give generously, whether time or money, to help those less fortunate. I'm not sure how neighborly traditions have lasted so long, but I sure am glad to have made Emerald Isle, NC my home.

 
 

Singing For Their Supper

I'ts amazing how well animals can train us... Our cat Einstein, knows how to sing for his supper. Nightly beginning at about 11pm, Einstein begins this pathetic whining that says, "I'm weak from hunger, and so cute and sweet... Won't you give me canned food?!". (actually, the cats know the canned food as "Special Kitty". (Wal Mart's name for their canned cat food).  When Einstein got a bit on the chunky side, we weaned all three cats off of the canned food, and only fed them dry. That was about 2 months ago. Last week however, Dave and I purchased a dry food that Einstein has repeatedly protested to eating, so yesterday, we broke down, and gave him a special treat, "Special Kitty"! Now the singing and begging has started all over again. As long as the animals are happy, harmony is the normal balance in our house :)

First Things First

My name is Tiffiney. My Boyfriend Dave and I live in Emerald Isle, North Carolina. We are the proud parents of three cats ; Duke, Einstein, and Merry Jayne. They offer us great joy, the best in companionship, and entertainment outside of our personal relationship with each other.